why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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your all shit at jokes

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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arse

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