- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

gays

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Is Carly smart? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Religion

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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