roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A black succeeds

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knock knock go away

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Laura Pratz..

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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