- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

God is religiously proven to be real

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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