Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Black Poeple

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Women's rights

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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