I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Obama

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

69

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Brett Farve

Women's rights

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

live babies

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

A black person in the NHL

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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