Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What is a dog? Bark

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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