- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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