How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What's brown and sticky? A stick

If life hands you lemons Take them

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

your all shit at jokes

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

No joke.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Womens Sports

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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