What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Women's rights

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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gays

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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