Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Lockerbie bombing

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What's 9 +10 19

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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