Well, this is fun.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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