How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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BIG PENIS

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Lockerbie bombing

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hahaha

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Anti Joke

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