What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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the cow goes moo

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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I won the game.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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