- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

No.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Freedom of Speech

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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