- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

black people. that is all...

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What is Jason? Black.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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