Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Potato salad

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Oliver's friends

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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No joke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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