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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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