Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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