KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Laura Pratz..

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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You.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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I like jokes.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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