GRAAAAAAAR.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

did you ever see a butter fly?

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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