A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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The WNBA.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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