- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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