YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Black people are innocent.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Military intelligence.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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