- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Dani Barton = Stupid

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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