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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

chuck norris is a little b|tch

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

William Raines.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

why did the man die? he got shot

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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