Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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American healthcare.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Anti Joke

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