- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Steering Wheel Face.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

I got shot, you laughed

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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