Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Black people are innocent.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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