- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

I like jokes.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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