Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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I hate you.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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