- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

kennah campion... being nice

What do apples taste like? Apples.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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