- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

A homeless person dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What comes after "Q" R

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

your fat

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What is Jason? Black.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

apple pie.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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