An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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mitt romney

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I am black.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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suck my dick.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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womens rights

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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