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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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