What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

My dad beats my mom At checkers

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Jews for Jesus

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Women's rights.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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