- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

your all shit at jokes

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Knock Knock! Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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