why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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josh simpson has cancer

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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