Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Slavery

What will happen when a black person die they die

Penis

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

DANA

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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