"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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This joke isnt funny.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What is a dog? Bark

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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potato

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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