womens rights

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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theres a fat guy

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Freedom of Speech

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jgkbk,mn

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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