Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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poop.........

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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