Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Lacrosse

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

i am predestal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

God is religiously proven to be real

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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