Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Fruitcake

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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anus soup

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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