A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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im jewish

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That's what he said.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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fart

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Pickle!

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Obamacare!

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Small breasts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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