- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

The geese of Growmore

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Why....... Because.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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