- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What will happen when a black person die they die

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What is 6 plus 9? 15

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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