Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A baby seal walks into a club.

jokes r dumb

johann grayson being liked

justin littleton. nuff said

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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