- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What do apples taste like? Apples.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

pubic lice.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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