jack shine has boobs

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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the WNBA

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Baseball

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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pubic lice.

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Penis

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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okay.....

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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