- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

The Aristocrats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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