Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A scottish man having fun

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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