- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Fruitcake

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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This is not Will Smith.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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