What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Oliver's friends

A man walks into a bar.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Lacrosse

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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