A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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The geese of Growmore

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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