How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Ben is gay

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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A fish walks into a bar

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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