I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Pianca going ham

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

A homeless person dies.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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