why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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a black father

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Hello world

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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hi

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i fondle myself every night....

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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I am black.

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You're so straight!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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