Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Knock knock Nobody's home.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Jews for Jesus

steves legs

johann grayson being liked

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

No.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Canada

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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