What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Three men walked into a metal pole

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

A black man says "ask" correctly.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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