Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Real jokes.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

i am predestal

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

A homeless person dies.

why did the chicken cross the road.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

how does peploe get around they walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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