What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

a banana

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A scottish man having fun

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

The jets are a good team..

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

. Deez nuts Ok

This joke isnt funny.

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