Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why....... Because.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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