'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

nice shorts.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Your life That's the joke

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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