Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Scott

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

anus soup

Dead babies.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

kennah campion... being nice

justin littleton. nuff said

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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