- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

why did the chicken cross the road.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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