What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Robin, get in the car.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

penis

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Steering Wheel Face.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Herman Cain

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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