a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

I'm gay. Great me too.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Women rights.

9/11

Shit.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

amy copied adams haircut :0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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