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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Dead babies.

Women's rights

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

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