- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

I am black.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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