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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why were corners made? For crying.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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