Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Benevolent villain.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Dear John,

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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SPAMS!!!

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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