- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

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