A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Baseball

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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sixty....eight.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Penis

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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