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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Women's rights.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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