Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

the WNBA

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

An Irishman stays home

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