What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Brittney Spears

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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