why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

lewis bedford

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Women's rights

Dead babies.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Justin Littleton getting laid.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Kim Kardashian.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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