What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Where else? The junk yard

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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There is a car full of black people.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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