Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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A van drives into a car.

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i heart wiener

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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I am black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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