- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Three men walked into a metal pole

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

if it's friday, it must be China

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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