i am predestal

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Nickelback

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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