- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

SAY

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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