What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Real jokes.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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