What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Goat balls.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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