Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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ruddell and dodds anal

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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