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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

nice shorts.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

The geese of Growmore

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Fruitcake

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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