A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Knock knock! Yes?

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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