How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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anus soup

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Real jokes.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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your life

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Penis

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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i am predestal

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A homeless person dies.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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