Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

johann grayson being liked

Jews for Jesus

steves legs

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

No.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Canada

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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