Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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I love boobs

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Nickelback

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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A fat man buys a salad

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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