what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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You're so straight!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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