An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Women's rights.

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Well, this is fun.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Your mum is dead

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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