What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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this website...

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Fruitcake

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Potato salad

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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