- Anti Joke

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hi my name is? joe

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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