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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

I dislike old people.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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