Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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I love you.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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