How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Obama

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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your mother is so lesbian

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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anus soup

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Anti Joke

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