- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

I LIKE TURLES.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

whats better than shoes feet

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Guess what? Chicken butt

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

God.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

A fat man buys a salad

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Chaney is a dumb b****

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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