- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

a black guy leaves prison

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Pianca going ham

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Obamacare!

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Jewish People

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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