Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Religion

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Guess what? SHADAP

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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marble

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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