Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Women rights.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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