safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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