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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What does a man like. food.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

a black father

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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