why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Hello world

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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