- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

I won the game.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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