What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Noah is Smart.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

I'm gay. Great me too.

Your life That's the joke

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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