Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Slavery

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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gay marriage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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American Idol

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Women's Rights

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Exactly what?

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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