- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Pianca going ham

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Obama.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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