Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Sea World Japan.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Potato salad

Guess what? Chicken butt

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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