How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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PENIS

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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want to go home? yea

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Y2K

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Bing

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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