What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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