What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Women's rights

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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