If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Giving birth to the antichrist

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Obama.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Nickelback.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

pubic lice.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

penisface

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Penis

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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