What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What comes after "Q" R

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

did you ever see a butter fly?

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

the WNBA

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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