- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Men's rights.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What does a man like. food.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

The WNBA.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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