Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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No.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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