a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Mmmm, donuts

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That's what he said.

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I won the game.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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