what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What time is it? 10:58

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

jack shine has boobs

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Black people

WNBA

A ginger rapping.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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