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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

a little girl gets raped

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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