The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Exactly what?

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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A ginger rapping.

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I don't get it

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Women's rights.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Write your own

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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