A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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