- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

OGC - tilt your head

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

if it's friday, it must be China

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