Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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