why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

you are gay

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Mexicans working in an office

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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