- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

I won the game.

9/11

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Pickle!

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

penis

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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